Seriously? You want to contact me? I can't imagine why, but, um, okie doke.
gregfreakingrules@gregorylyons.net
Note: I will only read emails that lavish praise upon me, offer me multi-million dollar book deals, supply the exact longitude and latitude of buried treasure, or lavish praise upon me. All others will be rejected, mocked, or forwarded to the proper authorities as need be.